If we're friends, chances are you'll have heard me call you this if you've let a spoiler slip. I'm like River Song with a trucker mouth. And I'm SUPER sensitive about this with books. So. Writers.
A blurb is NOT a synopsis.
A synopsis tells us what happens.
A blurb should give us enough information to make us WANT TO KNOW what happens.
the difference between running into the bedroom naked, or showing up in
sexy lingerie, making them desperate to see what's underneath it.
hot. But there's no mystery. If I already KNOW what's beneath the (book
OR bed) sheets, you're being a SPOILERY MOTHERFUCKER!
goes for readers - and reviewers - too. DON'T go through the plot and
summarize it in your own words, and give away the ending. Don't waste
words on summing up the book - it likely has a blurb in the review, or
at the top of the page for the reader to see if they are interested. It
IS possible to review things without giving the plot away! I promise!
THINGS CANNOT BE UNSEEN. Way to kill the mystery.
started reading a series that had a metric SHIT TON of books in it. I
had read over ten books. A patron came into the library and had gotten
the newest one - she was about 4 books ahead of me as I'd only started a
few months before, and had a lot of catching up to do. She was like,
'Have you read it yet?' I was like, 'No! So PLEASE no spoilers!' She
smiled and replied, 'No spoilers. She's still working at _____. Still
hasn't chosen between the two love interests.'
If you do this, I hate to break it to you, but 1. THAT IS A SPOILER! and 2. YOU ARE A SPOILERY MOTHERFUCKER!
can be a spoilery motherfucker just by asking an ill thought out
question. You notice someone watching tv, or reading a book. 'Oh, have
they found out he's the father yet?'
realize I sound OCD about this, but I am HYPERSENSITIVE to spoilers. If
I know I'm going to read a book, I won't even read the blurb on the
back, because all too often they give too much away and I can figure
things out. I also won't watch previews to movies I know I'm going to
see. Same reason. The previews used to entice. Now they give it all
Leave a little mystery. Make me work for it.
Don't thrust your things in my face, all out there and revealed. I want
to discover the inner workings for myself.
Spoilery Motherfuckers not only ruin it for their friends, but they ruin it for themselves. Because we hate them.
Only you can prevent Spoilery Motherfuckery.