Sexy Snuggles

It's snowing and icing and basically being as frigid as possible here in the Midwest, which I've made a point of complaining about as often as humanly possible, but then I thought, what are the good things about being in the middle of winter?  

And then it came to me: sexy snuggles.  

Which inspired me to think about all the other sexy parts of winter:

Sexiest Parts of Winter

• Sexy snuggles.
• Thigh high socks
• A little bit of, um, friendly exploration under the throw blanket while watching television
• The fire crackling in the background
• Reading a sexy book under the covers
• Long hot baths...alone and with a friend
• Whiskey and Scotch to warm the blood
• Making out by the light of the Christmas tree
• Love Actually on all the time
• Peppermint ice cream

But to every light side, there must be a dark.  And winter is very dark:

Least Sext Parts of Winter:

• Chapped hands
• The never-ending runny nose
• Bulky coats that make noise when you move
• Cold, wet socks
• Muddy, snowy footprints all over the floor
• Egg nog (I'm saying it's not delicious, just that it's not sexy.)
• Scraping ice off your car
• Dirty snow at the edge of the road

On that note, stay warm and sexy everyone!